leadandparchment:
maeglinhiei:
ceruleancrescent:
hamburgerjack:
beahbeah:
confuzzeldmind:
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
SEVENTY DOLLARS THOUGH?
OUCH YA’LL
I need this because of reasons.
Sweet Jesus, how desperately I need this.
I would wake up happy every morning, put on my monocle and go through the day.
(Source: thinkgeek.com)
