June 2012
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #5
- Loki: Kneel before me.
- *No-one kneels*
- Loki: I said....KNEEEEEELLLLL!!!
- *Still no-one kneels*
- Stuttgart Citizen: Was sagt er?
- Stuttgart Citizen #2: Ich weiß nicht...
- Loki: Oh. My apologies. KNIET NIEDER, IHR AMEISEN!!!
- *Everyone kneels*
- Parents: You're obsessed
- Teachers: You're obsessed
- Friends: You're obsessed
- Enemies: You're obsessed
- Cat: You're obsessed
- Dog: You're obsessed
- Tupac: You're obsessed
- Fans: WE'RE NOT OBSESSED WE'RE DEDICATED<333
- Me: No I'm obsessed
How the Dream Lord's limerick ended
(Found these on Gallifrey Base.)
There was an old doctor from Gallifrey
who ended up throwing his life away.
He let down his friends,
and they came to bad ends,
To his reflection he had nothing to say.*
There was an old Doctor from Gallifrey
Who ended up throwing his life away.
He let down his friends
Yet still he pretends
That everything is really okay.*
There was an old Doctor from Gallifrey,
Who ended up throwing his life away.
He let down his friends,
But won’t make amends,
No wonder that they never stay.
I ALSO FOUND SPIDERMAN PYJAMAS FOR AGE 7 BOYS
WHY
WHY WOULD I GET THAT
THAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FIT ME
CLOSE ENOUGH.
That depressing Whovian moment when:
Out of the blue you realize how much you’re going to miss Rory.
i was this close to telling my friend i ship her with her boyfriend
THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1
- Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
- Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
- Hawkeye: I did a little
- Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
- Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
- Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
- Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
- Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
- Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
- Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
- Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
- Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
- Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
- Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl
- Thor: I'm in Asgard atm
- Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
- Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
- Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
- Iron Man: Sup Captain
- Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY
- LATER, IN A PLANE
- Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
- Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
- Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
- Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
- Iron Man: IRON GLOMP
- Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
- Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
- Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT
- Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif
- BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
- Bruce Banner: Sup
- Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
- Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship
- AFTER MUCH BANTER
- Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
- Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off
- Iron Man: I think you should hulk out
- Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
- Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first
- Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
- Iron Man: You smell like justice
- Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
- Hawkeye: Still evil here
- EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
- Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green
- Loki: I am escaping from my cage now
- Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
- Iron Man: Fixing things with science
- Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
- Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
- Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
- Loki: I take people no other way
- Loki: Lates Onee-san
- Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
- Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
- Nick Fury:
- Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
- Nick Fury:
- Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
- Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
- Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
