Hello, Sweetie



I am a mature adult doing mature adult things.

This deserves so many more notes

· 19 hours ago · Apr 20,2014 · 1,837 notes
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T. A. R. D. I. S.  (Time And Relative Dimension In Space)

· 19 hours ago · Apr 20,2014 · 1,640 notes
via voteforsaxon (source dieriv) tagged #dw



it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

i needed this

· 19 hours ago · Apr 20,2014 · 162,012 notes
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Cesare had inherited none of that streak of piety which ran through his family. Alexander was a devotee of the Virgin Mary while Lucrezia developed a deep sense of religion over the years. — But there is little to suggest that Cesare cared anything for God or religion. As a man of the Renessaince, he believed in an egocentric world, taking as his role model his namesake, Caesar. — Indeed, everything about Cesare pointed to a career other than the one chosen for him. [Sarah Bradford]

· 20 hours ago · Apr 20,2014 · 904 notes
via laufeysonsrage (source onewasmysterious) tagged #the borgias

back in 2nd grade when classmates wanted to bully me they’d be like ‘hey foureyes!’ and i’d be like ‘yes i wear glasses how very observant of you’ then they started with ‘you look like harry potter!’ and i’d just ‘i prefer hermione but harry’s still cooler than you so thanks’

basically you couldn’t fuck with me when i was 8 and you can’t fuck with me now either

· 20 hours ago · Apr 20,2014 · 5 notes
tagged #things one remembers under the shower #there was that silent respect though #bc i was one of the smartest kids in class #now look at me smh


Miranda → Jason the Hotel Boy.
↳ 01x04 // 03x06

· 20 hours ago · Apr 19,2014 · 770 notes
via galaxied (source galaxied) tagged #miranda #i should rewatch the last season


this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen but it looks ridiculously fun at the same time 

(Source: steveinaspeedo)

· 21 hours ago · Apr 19,2014 · 6,009 notes
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There was a woman. She was hiding with her baby, and some men with knives came. They killed her and took her baby. And then an old man…no relation, just, an old man. He stepped forward and he said, “Give me the knife.” Everyone thought he’d kill the baby himself, but he took the knife, and he cut off his own arm and he said, “Eat this. If you’re so hungry eat this, just leave the baby.” I had never seen anything like that, and the men put down their knives. You probably guessed who that old man was. That baby was Edgar, and I was the man with the knife. I killed Edgar’s mother.

· 21 hours ago · Apr 19,2014 · 41 notes
via suave-graphics (source suave-graphics) tagged #this movie is fucked up in a very good way watch it #snowpiercer


just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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· 22 hours ago · Apr 19,2014 · 213,423 notes
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Thank you, Sam.

( Seriously, I want a Cap belly warmer. )


Steve shows up to an Avengers meeting in August wearing a red white and blue scarf that hangs down nearly to his knees, with little pieces of yarn sticking out anywhere there’s a color change. When Tony stares, Steve shrugs. “Bucky hasn’t figured out how to weave in ends yet,” he says, toying with one of the errant pieces. “Pretty good though, right?” 

Tony says nothing. Tony’s not sure there’s anything to say, except, maybe, that knitting needles sound pretty fucking dangerous in the hands of the Winter Soldier. 

In September, Natasha pulls her tablet out of a black knit pouch with red edging; in October, Sam’s wearing a pair of thick grey fingerless gloves, little black wings adorning the tops. Clint comes home one day November wearing deep purple arm warmers, and a few days later Bruce walks by wearing the exact same ones in green. By December, Thor’s storing Mjolnir in a little silver knitted sack, and when Steve and Bucky show up for the Christmas party in matching handmade sweaters, holding hands and generally looking much more like something out of an adorable Hallmark commercial than Tony would’ve guessed upon meeting Barnes six months ago, he has to admit it: he’s hurt. 

"I am not hurt," he hisses at Pepper, when she finds him sulking. "I am — confused. And! Cold! If Barnes is going to knit things for the entire team then, I mean, whatever, I don’t care. I’m just saying, it’s not exactly fair, is it? Everyone getting something and me—” 

"Tony," Pepper interrupts, giving him her gentlest exasperated eyeroll, "Bucky left something for us in the foyer." 

It’s a blanket, as it turns out, red and gold striped. Pepper wraps around her shoulders immediately and refuses to give it back, even when Tony tugs her into a kiss and tries to use the distraction to steal it off her. It looks awesome, though, and it feels pretty damn comfortable for the, like, eight seconds Tony gets his hands on it before Pepper sails away, still wearing it around her shoulders. Huh.

Tony sidles up to Steve at the next Avengers meeting. “Hey,” Tony says, “you were right: your boy’s pretty good with a needle. You think he could make a hat that says ‘War Machine Rox,’ spelled with an X? I need a good birthday present for Rhodey.”

Steve beams at him. 

· 22 hours ago · Apr 19,2014 · 9,783 notes
via dickgraysonsrightbuttcheek (source hill-hill-hill) tagged #my cheeks hurt from smiling #FLUFF #avengers #steve x bucky